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Your Sister Loves Threesomes

admin — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:03:38 +0000

Overall rating: F
Female looks: C-
Male looks: C-
Picture quality: B-
Extras: D-
Plot/acting: N/A
Sex: C-
Your Sister Loves Theesomes
95 MinsWhite Ghetto

www.whiteghetto.com
THEMES: 3-Somes

2010
STARS: Nicole Nowak, Mavina Maywood, and Andrea Wild

REVIEW-
I have not seen a porno this bad in a very long time. I honestly didn’t expect much from this movie, and I got much less than I expected. I will save your time and not make this review too long. Let me get straight to brass tacks. The first scene was not good. The plot description was printed on the screen. Literally printed. “Andrea wants a threesome and her brother’s friends are about to give it to her.”

Then two guys with smaller penises have average sex with her. She’s a little overweight, and so are they. They compliment her average C-cup natural breasts and her very hairy bush. The scene ends with a cream pie, and it really doesn’t keep my interest. It doesn’t help though that I am not into incredibly hairy beavers.

Scene two had no sound. That’s right. It had no fucking sound! The same two guys and the same printed plot description. They seem to interview the girl for 5 minutes before they fuck her, but it is pretty fucking lame with no sound. Let me say this again, there was no fucking sound.

Scene three had no fucking sound either. So I pretty much skipped to the end. It had the same guys, etc. There were no noteworthy extra scenes. Just photos and a website commercial. White ghetto, you should be ashamed of this shitty product.

Kid Cocky

Analogy #2

admin — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 01:57:31 +0000

5 young and horny butt sluts are hungry for big cocks and are about to get the anal reaming their tight little assholes are quivering for. These crazy little cock jockeys are getting reamed and DP’d balls deep until their rosy red bungholes are stretched wide open into wind whistling gapes. Then they get finished off with steaming hot facials right in front of our cameras, licking up every last sticky drop. It’s absolute fucking anal Mayhem and you’re going to love it! Buy it Now

Product Information

Rank:

All Time Best Seller Rank: 29767

Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Trailers
Interviews
Pop Shots
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Detail:

Number of Discs: 1

Length: 1 hrs. 55 mins.

Rating: XXX Buy it Now

Release Date: 11/25/2005

Production Year: 2005

Studio: Mayhem

Studio Code: [None]

Cast

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•	Melissa Lauren – (bio)

•	Haley Paige – (bio)

•	Brooke Haven – (bio)

•	Vanessa Lane – (bio)

•	Alicia Angel – (bio)

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Sascha

•	Chris Charming

•	Brett Rockman

•	Billy Glide

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Tony T.

•	Steven French

•	Scott Justice Producer

•	Axel Braun Director

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Review – Un-Natural Sex #14

admin — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:03:29 +0000

Review:

Un-Natural Sex #14 -
Time- 151 minutes
Company- Diabolic
Director- Chico Wang
Cast- Missy Monroe, Janet Alfano, Trina Michaels, Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Lyla Lei
Review-When my main man Roger T. Pipe told me that he had a very special DVD on its way for me, I knew I was in for something good. I am absolutely convinced that when Roger Pipe says that a DVD is going to be interesting, then you can count on it. This man knows porn. He knows porn like the back of his hand. In fact the back of his hand has a lot to do with his knowledge of porn.So I looked up the term “Unnatural Sex.” This is what I got: “Unnatural sex is the term of disapproval originating in medieval theology and denoting behaviors that are “contra naturam”, i.e. against the will of God as revealed in nature. This belief in divine revelation through nature itself is also known as the doctrine of Natural Law.”Well, I guess if any DVD represents Un-Natural sex, it would be this DVD. First off, every single girl performs double anal. Let me say that again. EVERY GIRL PERFORMS DOUBLE ANAL. The amazing part of this is revealed behind the scenes. Although a few of the girls are nervous about it, they all seem pretty upbeat about the fact that they are going to be double poked. It isn’t like they are upset that their sphincters are going to be stretched beyond their natural limits, they are pretty much looking forward to the experience. One girl even requests that she gets rewarded with double vaginal penetration. This isn’t because she is told to say that for the camera. This is because she says that she is genuinely into double vaginal and she thinks that it will be fun. Now I have known a few girls who like double vag, but they are usually overweight mothers. These girls are good looking super-skanks who love having their holes filled for money.Going on with the Un-Natural part: The girls don’t do the usual progression from vaginal, then anal, then DP, then double anal penetration. They start off with the double meat. In fact, their pussies don’t get much solo action at all. One of the bitches STARTS with double anal. That means she goes strait from the makeup chair to having 2 cocks in her asshole. Amazingly, she and all of the other girls do double anal without so much as a whimper. Missy, who takes more cum than my special toilet, didn’t seem to show any signs of fatigue except a completely destroyed asshole. The poor thing looked like a train wreck. As she jumped off the two cocks, she went in for an ass to mouth. As she turned around to swallow the cock, she muttered to herself as she paused, “I don’t think I’ll be able to walk again.” Other than that though, none of the girls showed the slightest problem.

Speaking of unnatural sex, both Lyla Lei and Tiffany Holiday have some serious mental problems. Behind the scenes, Tiffany can’t stop talking about her molestation as a child. Lyla, as she has in several other of her porn videos, talks about how she fools around with animals. In the case of Lyla, I could believe that she only says it because it draws attention. Of course, nothing surprises me when it comes to people’s sexual interests. Tiffany however definitely needs some counseling. They incorporate her molestation into the scene. It doesn’t interest me. I just hope that she can heal mentally.

All-in-all this was a great movie. The sex was incredible. It is a must watch.

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Our Favorite Websites – Xpeeps.com

admin — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:41:33 +0000

We would like to take a moment and point out that Xpeeps.com is one of our favorite websites. It is essentially the adult version of MySpace. It is completely free, and there are thousands of real people on there showing their favorite adult photos.

The bad part is that much like MySpace, the page is getting less and less popular. Sure there are still tons of people on there. However, it seems that two thirds of the ladies are trying to sell a product. Also, there are (not suprisingly) a lot more dudes than chicks. However, if you are lucky you can still get on the site and meet some cool sexy people. It is worth checking out.

www.xpeeps.com.

Big Lebowski, The: A XXX Parody

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:49:56 +0000

From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the AVN Award winning sex-comedy, 30 Rock: A XXX Parody, cums a spoof of one of the biggest cult films of all time- The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody! It is a XXX parody that dares to bring the world a dirty spoof that is better than good and thorough. It is great and thorough!

When some horny thugs almost drown Jeffrey Lebowski in his own toilet and leave some splooge on his new VHS porn tapes (the tapes that really tied his porn collection together), it sets off a sexy and funny chain of events. You will absolutely get to see coitus, in and out, the physical act of love, fuckin’ A, and some orgasm-achieving from one of the biggest Lebowski’s you have ever seen!

What will happen in The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody? Will you finally get to witness the true version of logjammin’, hardcore the way it was meant to be seen? Will you get to see this horny dude get his gutterballs drained? Will the dude accept bunny’s offer of oral coitus? Will Brandt watch? And will that cable repairman finally fix the cable?

A resounding yes is the answer to these and other questions in New Sensations’ The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody!

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Desperate MILFS and Housewives Vol. 9

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:00:29 +0000

Overall rating: C+
Female looks: C+
Male looks: C+
Picture quality: B+
Extras: C
Plot/acting: N/A
Sex: C

Desperate MILFS and Housewives Volume #9
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

141 Mins.

Pink Visual
THEMES: MILF

CONDOMS: None

20010

STARS: Lori Lust, Mason, Cat Cleavage, Michelle Lay, Cameron Keys

REVIEW-

This is a pretty simple movie. We get to see some cougars get fucked by some younger studs. It makes sense right? Well, let’s review movie and give you a taste of some cougar meat.

Let’s focus on one of the scenes. In this case it is Cameron Keys with two black cocks, taking turns giving her a good rogering. Cameron’s about 37, which is old for a porn star, so I guess she qualifies as a MILF.

Born in Southern New Jersey, right across the bridge from Philadelphia, in August 1973, Cameron had been acting her entire life. She started as a child on stage in school and community productions. She started college (at Stockton State in Absecon, NJ) as a musical theater major, but later changed it to psychology with a minor in Criminology. She has studied acting for many years, and hopes to cross over into mainstream. However, today she plans to get fucked by two black guys.

The scene is good. It isn’t great, but she seems to enjoy herself. There is a lot of vaginal sex while she blows the other guy. Her light skin is accented by the dark cocks. It all plays well to the “lonely housewife” stereotype.

Lori Lust is also in the movie. She claims to be 29 years old, which is hardly a cougar, but that is pretty old by porn standards. She’s also a decent looking blonde, and she seems to have a time in her sex scene with two white guys. In fact, she REALLY seems to enjoy herself. Again, there is no anal or anything extreme. She just has solid enjoyable sex.

Overall, the DVD delivers what is promises. Horny “housewives” getting fucked while their pretend husbands are away. I always appreciate truth in advertising. However, this DVD was nothing special. Solid sex, decent looking older ladies, and plenty of sex.

Kid Cocky

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Kendra Exposed – Buy it Now!!!

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:22:13 +0000

Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape is not only the best selling celebrity sex tape of all time, it is actually getting positive reviews! Tweeters and celebrity sites like Egotastic are saying if you buy only one celebrity porn in your life, it should be Kendra Exposed. Congratulations to @KendraWilkinson and her husband, what’s his name, on their success!

“Laugh if you will, but the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is actually one of the better sex tapes I’ve ever seen, and, yeah, I’ve seen them all. In the 25-minute tape, we get to see a future Playboy Playmate, butt-naked and all kinds of sexy, knocking boots in full focus…” — Egotastic.com

Buy it Now!

Mike Adams Photography

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:38:25 +0000

We were checking out the web and we stumbled on Mike Adams photography. It is good stuff, you should check it out.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikeadamsphotographer/

Gianna Michaels Profile

admin — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:16:49 +0000

Gianna Michaels was born in Seattle, Washington. She had some crappy jobs working in hamburger joints and stuff. In 2001 she moved to California and was working as a receptionist while getting random offers to model. She decided to try it out and ended up loving getting fucked on film (this was in 2002). Buy her DVD

Gianna also modeled under the name Becky and Gianna Rossi. She opened her own site in December 2006. Gianna was also a finalist for The FAME (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) Award’s Favorite Breast category in 2006. Buy her DVD

Analogy DVD Review

admin — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:03:45 +0000

Buy it Now

Overall rating: A-
Female looks: B+
Male looks: B
Picture quality: B
Extras: B
Plot/acting: N/A
Sex: B+Analogy #2MOVIE TYPE: All-Sex

114 Mins.

Mayhem

DIRECTOR: Axel Braun

THEMES: Anal

CONDOMS: None

2005

STARS: Alicia Angel, Brooke, Haley Paige, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane Buy it Now

REVIEW-

Well the title of this movie is Anal-ogy. All I can say is that there better be some fine butt sex or the name was completely wasted! The chick on the DVD disc cover is a hot little red head, so I am interested to see her sphincter stretched, so let’s get to watching! Buy it Now

The first scene is of the beautiful Vanessa Lane. Vanessa was about 22 years old when this movie was made. She is the cute cover girl that I was talking about. It appears that she has smaller, perky, breast implants. She also has dark brownish red hair. She is a white girl from New York, and she has starred in such movies as Altered Assholes, Butt Licking Anal Whores #2, Cum Addicts Anonymous, Gobble the Goop #2, Mom likes to Hoe, and my personal favorite Meet the Fuckers. Vanessa starts off with a little solo anal dildo play. From there Chris charming (no relation to Prince Charming) starts to lick and finger her ass. Although you may think that a rim job is gross, I have it on good authority that Vanessa has a very clean ass. Buy it Now

From there Mr. Charming fucks her ass. He does so in many positions. From the front, from the back, from the side, from the top, from the bottom. Well, I guess you get the idea. By the end, this ladies… end looks like it is ready for a break. Now, Charming has to decide where to leave his mark. Will he cum on her face? No! He decides to cum on her feet. Her feet? Yes, her feet! Then he licks her feet. I unfortunately don’t have any indication that she has clean feet. Considering that he just came on them though, I know I wouldn’t want my tongue down there! Buy it Now

Next up is the busty Brooke Haven. Brooke is an amazing looking babe. She has great blonde hair, big tits, and practically no body fat. She’s actually been on the Jenny Jones show, and she recently colored her hair red. However, she is usually seen with blonde hair. Brooke puts on a good anal scene with Steven French. However, the scene is a little dull. It lacks some energy. I don’t know if that is Brooke’s or Steven’s fault, but something is defiantly missing. As you can imagine, there is a lot of anal sex in this scene, and she gets a load of cum on her face. Although I was impressed with Brooke’s beautiful body, I wasn’t overwhelmed by the sex. Buy it Now

Hailey Paige is up next. She’s a good looking girl. I would definitely toss her a bone! Hailey has a very cute face, and she has a very natural look. Hailey has natural boobs, and she has nice brunette hair. For those of you who love A2M, there is plenty of that in this scene. Hailey is no stranger to this sort of nasty sex, she starred in A2M #4, Altered Assholes #2, Drunk on Cum, Romantic Rectal Reaming, Sperm Smiles, and Stick it in My Fact; My Dick Ain’t Gunna Suck Itself! All Oscar nominated films, I’m sure. Buy it Now

Let’s face it, this movie has a terrific cast. Mayhem did a job good casting well known girls who are on the tip of the extreme revolution. I didn’t even get a chance to tell you about Melissa Lauren or Alicia Angel’s scene. Both were entertaining. (I promise you will enjoy Alicia’s piledriver) This DVD is surely going to be in my “keeper” pile. Good job folks. Buy it Now

Kid Cocky

“Like Sam the Butcher, I give Alice the Beef!”