The Itty Bitty Titty Tribune

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Mayhem

DIRECTOR: Axel Braun

THEMES: Anal

CONDOMS: None

2005

STARS:  Alicia Angel, Brooke, Haley Paige, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane Buy it Now

REVIEW-

Well the title of this movie is Anal-ogy.  All I can say is that there better be some fine butt sex or the name was completely wasted!  The chick on the DVD disc cover is a hot little red head, so I am interested to see her sphincter stretched, so let’s get to watching!  Buy it Now

The first scene is of the beautiful Vanessa Lane.  Vanessa was about 22 years old when this movie was made.  She is the cute cover girl that I was talking about.  It appears that she has smaller, perky, breast implants.  She also has dark brownish red hair.  She is a white girl from New York, and she has starred in such movies as Altered Assholes, Butt Licking Anal Whores #2, Cum Addicts Anonymous, Gobble the Goop #2, Mom likes to Hoe, and my personal favorite Meet the Fuckers.  Vanessa starts off with a little solo anal dildo play.  From there Chris charming (no relation to Prince Charming) starts to lick and finger her ass.  Although you may think that a rim job is gross, I have it on good authority that Vanessa has a very clean ass. Buy it Now

From there Mr. Charming fucks her ass.  He does so in many positions.  From the front, from the back, from the side, from the top, from the bottom.   Well, I guess you get the idea.  By the end, this ladies… end looks like it is ready for a break.  Now, Charming has to decide where to leave his mark.  Will he cum on her face?  No!  He decides to cum on her feet.  Her feet?  Yes, her feet!  Then he licks her feet.  I unfortunately don’t have any indication that she has clean feet.  Considering that he just came on them though, I know I wouldn’t want my tongue down there!  Buy it Now

Next up is the busty Brooke Haven.  Brooke is an amazing looking babe.  She has great blonde hair, big tits, and practically no body fat.  She’s actually been on the Jenny Jones show, and she recently colored her hair red.  However, she is usually seen with blonde hair.  Brooke puts on a good anal scene with Steven French.  However, the scene is a little dull.  It lacks some energy.  I don’t know if that is Brooke’s or Steven’s fault, but something is defiantly missing.  As you can imagine, there is a lot of anal sex in this scene, and she gets a load of cum on her face.  Although I was impressed with Brooke’s beautiful body, I wasn’t overwhelmed by the sex.  Buy it Now

Hailey Paige is up next.  She’s a good looking girl.  I would definitely toss her a bone!  Hailey has a very cute face, and she has a very natural look.  Hailey has natural boobs, and she has nice brunette hair.  For those of you who love A2M, there is plenty of that in this scene.  Hailey is no stranger to this sort of nasty sex, she starred in A2M #4, Altered Assholes #2, Drunk on Cum, Romantic Rectal Reaming, Sperm Smiles, and Stick it in My Fact; My Dick Ain’t Gunna Suck Itself!  All Oscar nominated films, I’m sure.  Buy it Now

Let’s face it, this movie has a terrific cast.  Mayhem did a job good casting well known girls who are on the tip of the extreme revolution.  I didn’t even get a chance to tell you about Melissa Lauren or Alicia Angel’s scene.  Both were entertaining.  (I promise you will enjoy Alicia’s piledriver)  This DVD is surely going to be in my “keeper” pile.  Good job folks. Buy it Now

Kid Cocky

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