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Gianna Michaels was born in Seattle, Washington. She had some crappy jobs working in hamburger joints and stuff. In 2001 she moved to California and was working as a receptionist while getting random offers to model. She decided to try it out and ended up loving getting fucked on film (this was in 2002). Buy her DVD

Gianna also modeled under the name Becky and Gianna Rossi. She opened her own site in December 2006. Gianna was also a finalist for The FAME (Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment) Award’s Favorite Breast category in 2006.  Buy her DVD

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Overall rating: A- Female looks: B+ Male looks: B Picture quality: B Extras: B Plot/acting: N/A Sex: B+Analogy #2MOVIE TYPE: All-Sex 114 Mins. Mayhem DIRECTOR: Axel Braun THEMES: Anal CONDOMS: None 2005 STARS:  Alicia Angel, Brooke, Haley Paige, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane Buy it Now REVIEW- Well the title of this movie is Anal-ogy.  All I can say is that there better be some fine butt sex or the name was completely wasted!  The chick on the DVD disc cover is a hot little red head, so I am interested to see her sphincter stretched, so let’s get to watching!  Buy it Now The first scene is of the beautiful Vanessa Lane.  Vanessa was about 22 years old when this movie was made.  She is the cute cover girl that I was talking about.  It appears that she has smaller, perky, breast implants.  She also has dark brownish red hair.  She is a white girl from New York, and she has starred in such movies as Altered Assholes, Butt Licking Anal Whores #2, Cum Addicts Anonymous, Gobble the Goop #2, Mom likes to Hoe, and my personal favorite Meet the Fuckers.  Vanessa starts off with a little solo anal dildo play.  From there Chris charming (no relation to Prince Charming) starts to lick and finger her ass.  Although you may think that a rim job is gross, I have it on good authority that Vanessa has a very clean ass. Buy it Now From there Mr. Charming fucks her ass.  He does so in many positions.  From the front, from the back, from the side, from the top, from the bottom.   Well, I guess you get the idea.  By the end, this ladies… end looks like it is ready for a break.  Now, Charming has to decide where to leave his mark.  Will he cum on her face?  No!  He decides to cum on her feet.  Her feet?  Yes, her feet!  Then he licks her feet.  I unfortunately don’t have any indication that she has clean feet.  Considering that he just came on them though, I know I wouldn’t want my tongue down there!  Buy it Now Next up is the busty Brooke Haven.  Brooke is an amazing looking babe.  She has great blonde hair, big tits, and practically no body fat.  She’s actually been on the Jenny Jones show, and she recently colored her hair red.  However, she is usually seen with blonde hair.  Brooke puts on a good anal scene with Steven French.  However, the scene is a little dull.  It lacks some energy.  I don’t know if that is Brooke’s or Steven’s fault, but something is defiantly missing.  As you can imagine, there is a lot of anal sex in this scene, and she gets a load of cum on her face.  Although I was impressed with Brooke’s beautiful body, I wasn’t overwhelmed by the sex.  Buy it Now Hailey Paige is up next.  She’s a good looking girl.  I would definitely toss her a bone!  Hailey has a very cute face, and she has a very natural look.  Hailey has natural boobs, and she has nice brunette hair.  For those of you who love A2M, there is plenty of that in this scene.  Hailey is no stranger to this sort of nasty sex, she starred in A2M #4, Altered Assholes #2, Drunk on Cum, Romantic Rectal Reaming, Sperm Smiles, and Stick it in My Fact; My Dick Ain’t Gunna Suck Itself!  All Oscar nominated films, I’m sure.  Buy it Now Let’s face it, this movie has a terrific cast.  Mayhem did a job good casting well known girls who are on the tip of the extreme revolution.  I didn’t even get a chance to tell you about Melissa Lauren or Alicia Angel’s scene.  Both were entertaining.  (I promise you will enjoy Alicia’s piledriver)  This DVD is surely going to be in my “keeper” pile.  Good job folks. Buy it Now Kid Cocky “Like Sam the Butcher, I give Alice the Beef!”

Overall Rating- F
Female Looks- C
Male Looks- F
Sex- C-
Plot/Acting- N/A
Extras- F
A/V Quality F

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Time- 75 minutes

Company- New Machine

Director- Ed “Limp” Powers

Cast- Dallas D’Amore, Crystal, Keisha, Blond Dee, Terry Ellis

Review-

Ok, so I have decided to write this review while I am watching the movie. So, you are going to get my comments on the movie as I watch it. The movie begins with the voice of Ed Powers. Ed is talking about the upcoming scene. He explains that he was doing a casting call for his Dirty Debutante series when he ran across a girl who didn’t qualify for the series. Apparently, she has done some porn before, so Ed can’t put her in the Debutante series. So, he has decided to cast her in the movie Anal Invasion. She claims to have been in movies before, but only a select few. By the look of this lady, this was filmed in the early 90’s. She has dyed blonde hair, real tits, and a little extra cellulite. She’s pretty decent looking though. The guy lubes her up with some anal foreplay, and then slowly starts to fuck her ass. She claims that she hasn’t done this before, and when Ed asks her what exactly hasn’t she done, she claims that she has never had anal sex in any way before. Her ass is really tight, and the scene takes forever to start to get going. However, it is somewhat erotic since she is new to this sort of thing.

He pulls out of her ass and sits on the couch. Within seconds, this girl is tossing his salad. The guy’s ass is extremely hairy and nasty, but she doesn’t seem to mind licking and sucking his manhole. She tosses is salad from several positions. I’m about to fast forward it because I am getting tired of seeing his ass, but she has finally decided to do something new. They shift positions and… she’s licking his again.

Now, he has decided to make out with this chick. Is Kid Cocky the only dude who refuses to taste his own ass? Anyway, he stops kissing this chick and decided to cum on her face. She takes a nasty load on the face, and the start with the kissing again… what a juggalo!

Next we have a scene starring Dallas and Ed Powers. One thing I have to point out is that the lighting for this movie is horrible. It looks like it is filmed in a basement. Hell, I could run my web cam and get a better picture than this. Dallas is currently doing a lot of posing. She too claims she hasn’t done anal before, but who knows if that is true. She looks like she has been around the block a few times. Usually a tattoo and a few piercings are a good sign that a girl has at least tried anal sex. She also hasn’t shaved her pussy. It’s just a hairy mess. That’s an obvious sign that this is an older movie. Ed has now whipped out his dick and decided to offer it as a treat to Dallas. His cock is pretty damn small. In fact, it is ridiculously small for a girl the size of Dallas. She does a good job of blowing him, and she even “deep throats” Ed. However, I doubt she even has to take it in her throat to deep throate his entire cock. She has now bent over to take some cock in the backside. Only time will tell if Ed decids to go right for the poop shoot, or if he sdecided to try his luck in her crimson canal. He’s decided to go for the pussy. A wise decision for Ed Powers. However, he has a finger in her ass to simulate that DP effect. Dallas is a little overweight, and that makes her real tits shake pretty well as Ed fucks her. Now it is time for the ass reaming. Ed puts her in a doggy style position, and they start doing at it. With little or no warm-up, Ed is able to put all 5 inches in her but. Gee Ed, Don’t overwhelm her. Well, the end to this scene can’t cum soon enough. Ed’s old ass is really pretty nasty. Now, I am not sure what just happened. Ed claims he came “all over.” I didn’t see anything. Maybe the cameraman missed it. I’m going to rewind and let you know. Yep, Ed either faked a cumshot or he didn’t cum at all.

Now, for the second time, I have got an error message on my DVD player. It says that the DVD is damaged. I just pulled the DVD out of the player, and there are some bubbles on the DVD’s surface. This is upsetting because I pulled this DVD out of the box for the first time 45 minutes ago. I’ve had this problem before with Ed Powers movies.

In the next scene, Ed fucks Keisha. Since this has such a low budget, Ed has decided to use a tripod rather than hire a cameraman. Why am I even wasting my time with this video? This is horrible!

Ok, in the scene after that, Ed is fucking Blond Dee. While he undresses the girl, he is giving the cameraman directions on how to use the camera. Hell, my home movies are better quality than this. The chicks are hotter too! HOLY SHIT. This movie has just had something that I have never seen before. There is an apology. In the middle of the scene, it cuts out to a separate text scene that states that the rest of the scene has been deleted. In the movie’s own words, “Because Ed felt like he looked like a fat tub of shit.” That’s it. I am not going to watch anymore of this crappy movie. If the director even states that they want to “spare you by editing out his fatass out of the video,” then you KNOW the movie sucks.

Ok, this movie isn’t worth the plastic it is made of. I’ve seen movies where I don’t like the sex, but this is just a piss poor porno. Damn it Ed, you can do better!  Click to Buy

Kid Cocky

“I didn’t pay money to see Grandpa Tubby fuck some nasty dude.”

Overall Rating- A
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Female Looks- A

Male Looks- A-

Sex- A-

Plot/Acting- N/A

Extras- A

A/V Quality A

Time- 3 hours

Company- Red Light District

Director- Erik Everhard

Cast- Angel Dark, Jasmine, Roxy, Bianca, Erik Everhard, and Katja

The title of this DVD is Anal POV. What confused me at first is that POV usually means Point of View. As in, the video is shot in the first person’s point of view. In this case, POV stood for Prostitutes on Video. Coincidentally, this movie is shot in the first person point of view, as Erik was seemingly too cheap to hire a videographer. No worries though, he does a good job catching the action himself. BUY IT NOW

Eric is a fantastic male porn star. He isn’t afraid to have hardcore anal sex with the girls, but he somehow seems to do so in a manner that they enjoy. This two disc DVD is filled with tons of extras, and you can tell that Erik really enjoyed making this movie. BUY IT NOW

His first conquest was named Angel Dark. This Slovakian beauty has also gone by the name Esmeralda, Angel, Viktoria, Dark Angel, Pauline, and Paulin. I can’t think of another brunette who has a more beautiful body than her. Her 34 C’s more than fill her outfits, and her face is just gorgeous. Hell, I can’t begin to explain how beautiful I think she is. BUY IT NOW

Erik must also think that she is gorgeous. He fucks the hell out of all of her holes before prematurely ejaculating in her face. She greedily gobbles up each spurt, and laughs at the unexpected surprise. Erik, the true professional that he is, doesn’t end the scene there. He takes his dick, sticks it back in her ass, and fucks her until he is ready to cum again. This is the type of thing that makes Erik one of my favorite porn stars. Sure, he blew his load too early. Did he give up? No! He just busted another nut for his dark haired maiden. It was great. She had to finish the rest of the scene with a load of man-jizz all over her face, and she looked fantastic. BUY IT NOW

Katja is as German as the come. Her fake red hair and European glasses were a dead giveaway. Having just filmed a “Cum on my Glasses” video, Katja requested that Erik jizz on her glasses so she could lick the cum off. As discussed in the behind the scenes, Erik did just that. BUY IT NOW

Jasmin and Roxy have a 3-some. There’s plenty of ass eating, anal beads, ATMs, and all sorts of dirty anal fantasies fulfilled in this scene. Again, another great performance. BUY IT NOW

The behind the scenes are great. On several occasions Erik puts the camera down, and fucks these girls for their own enjoyment. It was kind of cool because the girls don’t know the camera is on, and he just fucks and licks their pussies just because he and the girls are horny. That is another reason why Erik is one of the best male porn stars in the industry. He likes fucking, and girls like getting fucked by him. It reminds me of the golden age of porn where people did it because they loved to fuck. BUY IT NOW

Although these chicks were no more prostitutes than any other porn star, this was a great video. My only complaint is that I would have liked a couple more scenes. BUY IT NOW

Happy Humpin’,

Kid Cocky

“Deeze nutz, not just for your mama anymore!”