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Porn on the Forth of July - Buy it here

Kid Cocky

Overall Rating- B

Female Looks-  B

Male Looks- D

Sex- B

Plot/Acting- N/A

Extras- A

A/V Quality A

Time- 105 Minutes

Company- Mirage Media

Director- Lance

Cast- Oasis, Topless Jamie, and about 10 dudes 

“Released March 15th, 2004! This DVD is the action from our 3-day Weekend on July 4th, 2003. It contains two gangbangs (one with Oasis & Jaime, the other with Oasis alone), a Bukkake scene and a Girl/Girl/Girl scene in our pool that is smokin’ hot! The entire video is nearly an hour and 45 minutes long! Plus lots of cool extras!”

Oasis really loves cock.  I really don’t know anyone who loves cock more than this lady.  It doesn’t matter if it is black, white, yellow, long, short, thick, thin, hairy, Indian, Polish, Mexican, plastic, cut, uncut, dirty, clean, freckled, tattooed, greasy, hard, flaccid, or di-phylactic.  As long as it is human and disease free, I bet there is a pretty good chance that Oasis would suck it. 

You can really tell something about the style of a movie by the way it begins.  The beginning of this one tells a lot.  Oasis is standing in her back yard flipping burgers on the grill.  She’s wearing a thong and not much else.  Pretty soon one of her guests walks up to the grill.  He is wearing a apron and nothing else.  The apron has a hole where his dick hangs out.  She hands off the spatula so he can take care of the burger meat.  Then she drops to her knees and takes care of his meat.  Friends and other guests cheer them on as she tenderizes his beef and robs him of his gravy.  Unfortunatly for the vagitarians, she never tosses him a salad. 

The real action occurs in the house.  Oasis’ living room has a king sized mattress on the floor.  She and her friend Jamie, a couple who I like to call the dynamic duo, take on a room full of black and white cock for as long as they are willing to give it.  One of the black guys gives it to Oasis so hard that it almost puts her out of commission for the weekend.  Fortunately for the guys, this gangbang isn’t even close to the final scene.  There is also a shower scene where Oasis surprises one of her guests with an unexpected blowjob while he takes his morning shower on the fifth of July.  There is a three girl scene with Topless April, Oasis, and Jamie where they fuck in the pool.  Finally there is an eight man gangbang scene where Oasis takes on all the cocks by herself.  Oasis sets these cocks ablaze, and makes them fire off like the fireworks on the fourth of July.  It is a tremendous finale! 

Oasis is the James Brown of Porn.  Not just because she’s “Living in America,” not because she is the “hardest working person in entertainment,” not because she “Feels Good,” but because she is truly a “Sex Machine!”  OWWWW!            

Kid Cocky

“If cock were candy, I would be a Jawbreaker”

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Title: 5 Guy Cream Pie #19 (Buy it Now, $24.99)
Reviewer: Kid Cocky
Overall rating: B
Female looks: B
Male looks: C
Sex: B+
Plot/Acting: n/a
Extras: B
A/V Quality: B

Review:

5 Guy Cream Pie #19

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

78 Mins.

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DIRECTOR: C.G. Culpepper

THEMES: Teens

CONDOMS: None

2005

STARS: Missy Monroe, Katie Ray, Candice Von, Rod Fontana

REVIEW-

Don’t be afraid ladies and gentlemen. There is more to this movie than the title indicates. Not only are there five guys giving cream pies, but there is also one girl receiving a cream pie in between each set of five guys. From the initial read of the title, you may have assumed that this was a all male cast, but you can rest assured that there are three pieces of female ass in this movie.

Today we are doing to review the move Five Guy Cream Pie #19. We are going to tell you about each of the three scenes. We’ll walk you through the fucktastic adventures of Missy Monroe, Katie Ray, and last but not least the dark skinned beauty Candice Von.  (Buy it Now, $24.99)

We’ll start off with Missy Monroe. Missy is a gangbang enthusiast. She is known for her amazing double penetrations, which include double anal and double vaginal. In this scene Missy sports dark hair, which is unusual for this regular blonde. For the most part, she fucks one guy at a time, while she sucks one cock on the side. Missy is only 20 years old, but she looks about 25. This industry has certainly aged her quickly, as she has been a gonzo part of the porn world for about two years now. Missy’s asshole has seen better days, but her pussy looks as clean as ever. It does, however, look as loose as a goose. Missy’s ass tattoo, which appropriately says “Missy,” jiggles up and down as she fucks cock like it is her job. Good thing it is her job. One by one the guys deliver their cream pies and the the scene fades out as she plays with her pussy.  (Buy it Now, $24.99)

Katie Ray is next up to get fucked by five guys. Katie says that she is not on birth control. That’s not a good sign for an internal cumshot movie. This girl is only 18 years old, and she doesn’t appear to be emotionally unstable. She is the poster girl for why the minimum age to be in a sex movie should be 21. She has a beautiful shaven pussy, and her body looks barely 18. Her dark makeup, nasty language, and dyed hair definitely make her seem aged beyond her years. Katie tells us that the first time she had an internal cumshot was at age 13, so she isn’t new to this. The oldest guy in the room is well into his 40s, and she starts them off by taking turns sucking all all five cocks. She’s a cute girl, and she seems to know what to do with a cock. She has no problem face fucking one, jacking off two, and getting finer fucked by another guy. She also go so far to suck two cocks at once… forcing them both in her mouth. None of the dudes are extremely huge. But like most porn guys, none of these guys are tiny either. It is hot to see her take turns getting face fucked, and it takes a while for the guys to work to her pussy. In time each dude does cum in her pussy. The last guy to go must really get a nasty wet ride. They don’t seem to care though. He cums. We see a close up of her nasty cunt. The scene fades away.  (Buy it Now, $24.99)

Lastly we get to see Candice. Candice is a huge titted black girl with a beautiful smile. She seems very happy, and she is a very attractive young lady. When Candice delivers her warmup blowjobs, her tits are big enough to get fucked. So she jacks off two guys, face fucks another, and titty fucks a fourth dude. What a great way to utilize all of your assets Candice. Candice really does have wonderful tits. They are huge and natural. She isn’t really overweight either. She looks like she’ll be overweight in about 10 years, but for now she’s hot. Candice really delivers a sloppy blowjob too, and she is a very good deep throater as well. She has her pussy and naval pierced. When she gets fucked, her tits really sway. It is reminiscent of a young Christy Canyon. Candice, like all the other ladies of this movie, doesn’t get it in the ass. For me, that’s a little of a disappointment. If you are only going to have three girls, you would expect to have one of them get fucked in the ass. That’s ok though, this movie is dedicated to the pussy. By the end, her cunt is dripping cum.  (Buy it Now, $24.99)

So we’ve scene three exciting 6 way sex scenes. All of which had at nasty internal cumshots. This is by no means the movie of the year, but it delivered what was expected. It was a good hardcore internal cumshot movie that kept the me interested.  (Buy it Now, $24.99)

Kid Cocky

Amateur Web Goddess, Oasis
Oasis is an adult internet star with over 10 years of experience.  Her interactive adult website was one of the first of its kind.  Check her out at Cum2Oasis.com.

Oasis, how are you doing tonight?
Today’s the day after Christmas and we had a full day yesterday.  I’m recovering   Sitting on the couch with the laptop, answering some email and watching my Patriots on Monday Night Football.

So where do you live now-a-days?
We’re in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.  We spend most of our time here, with trips once a month or so out to Las Vegas, Phoenix or Southern California.  We usually also take a couple big trips a year – in the winter to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and in the summer we try to alternate and
visit new places.  This summer we’re going to try to do a big trip up the east coast from Miami to Boston.

Can you describe and average work day to us?  When do you get up, what do you do in your spare time, how do you prepare for work?
I think my average day is actually pretty mundane.  I don’t have a regular job, which is pretty nice, so my schedule is pretty flexible but I do try to stick to a regular schedule just to make sure I get some work done.  I usually get up about 8:00 and take my dog for a three mile walk.  Then, as I eat breakfast I go through the email that’d come through overnight.  I’ll usually spend about an hour answering the most pressing emails.  Depending on the day, I’ll edit pictures for an update to my main website, cum2oasis.com, or for one of our other sites (we also run a strickly party site, realorgyparties, a stricktly interracial site, oasiswentblack, and a couple sites for friends of ours like kinkykacey.com).  I try to get an update on one of our sites every day, and my main site at least three times  a week.

Do you follow the news at all?  If so, what do you think about our troops overseas?
I go through phases.  Right now, I’m off the news (I decided I was spending way too much time reading cnn.com in the mornings).  I most definitely support our troops – I have a couple good friends in Iraq right now and my brother was in the military for a good number of years (he was over for the first war).  I don’t particularly support the war, and I don’t care much for Bush…

Is there anything you would like to say to those troops?
Just to be careful and come back safe.  Hopefully sooner rather than later.

We recently e-mailed Jenna Jameson and she told us she was working a business deal with Mike Tyson.  What would you think about doing a scene with Iron Mike?
No thanks.  He’s not my type.  (well, from what I know about him anyway).  I actually prefer your average guy to your body-builder or celebrity.  Give me a cute computer geek any day

What has been your favorite video to film?
Our videos aren’t really “professional” … so its not really like filming.  we’re out having a good time, and we just happen to have a video camera running.  There are very few of our scenes that are scripted at all… and I have to say that the ones that are scripted are my least favorite.  Lucky for me that we’re so spontaneous!!

What has been your favorite party?
Again, its very hard to pick just one!!  We did a party in New Orleans a few years ago at one of my favorite bars and had about 150 people there, including 30 or so other webgirls.  That was a blast…

Who have been your favorite people to work with?
I don’t really work with professional pOrn stars.  Probably as close as I could get would be a couple scenes I did with Rodney Moore.  I really dig him because he shoots gonzo and is a lot of fun.  I’ve shot a whole lot with cathy from cathyscraving.com… not only is she a lot of fun to work with, but she’s also one of my favorite people on the planet.

Is there anyone you don’t like working with?
The great thing about what I do is that I don’t shoot with anyone I don’t like   I only do what i want to do and when i want to do it.  Because I’m not shooting, I’m having fun.  If i meet up with someone with the intention  of shooting with him/her, and then don’t like them, then I don’t shoot.

I’ve read a lot of reviews and fan blogs, and it seems that you have a huge following.  Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?
Come on out and party sometime!!

Do some people get jealous of your success?  What do your neighbors think of your career?
My neighbors gave me a little bit of crap after our last big party because too many people were parked in our cul-de-sac, but other than that we haven’t had any problems here in Havasu.  Pretty much everyone in town knows who we are and what we do.  But no one really cares, which is one of the reasons we’ve lived here for the last five years.  we still have a “wild west” attitude where people tend to stay out of other people’s business.

Can you tell us about the “win a date” with Oasis contest?
Its a chance for regular guys out there, my fans (haha), to shoot with me if they’re interested.  they need to read my rules and fill out my stud application (at http://cum2oasis.com/stud.htm), and then if I like what they have to say, and their pic, and they can come to where I’m at, they get the chance to come out and have dinner, and most likely even more!

So where do you see yourself in 10 years?  Will you be entertaining male fans in front of the screen when you hit 30?
Oh, I’ve already hit 30.  working on the big 3-5 now!  who knows what I’ll be doing in 10 years.  If we’re still having fun with the site, then we’ll still be doing the site.  What we do is all about having a good time.

We get to see a lot of the “dirty” Oasis, but can you tell us a little bit about your sweeter side?  Do you cry at sad movies, volunteer, or give money to charity?
We did a benefit here in town to raise money for all the pets displaced by hurricane Katrina.  We raised $1,500 for the best friends animal society and their rescue efforts.  not a whole lot of money, but it was our first time doing something like that and we’ve already committed to make it an annual event to raise money for animal shelters and rescue programs…

Are you a different person when you back home with the family, or are you always the same person we see on the DVDs?
I’ll tell you a story.  About six years ago I was driving my sister home from Christmas dinner at my grandmother’s.  i don’t know exactly what we were talking about, but I told her about our lifestyle and the website.  I expected her to be shocked … but all she said was “oh, I’m not surprised”.  I don’t talk sex or parties or p0rn with my family, but my personality doesn’t change.

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Gianna Michaels (born June 6, 1983 in Seattle, Washington) is an American pornographic actress.

Career

Michaels’ first job was at a hamburger restaurant in Seattle called Dick’s Drive-In.^[4] After being approached about modelling, she eventually tried it, figuring that if she didn’t like it, she could stop.^[4] Her modelling eventually led to nude photo shoots and then porn.^[4] She has also filmed porn under the aliases Becky and Gianna Rossi.

Michaels performed in her first anal scene in Elegant Angel’s Big Wet Asses 15, released on June 30, 2009.^[5][2]

Awards

• 2007 AVN Award – Best Group Sex Scene,Video – a 12-person group scene in Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge (Evil Angel).^[6]
• 2007 FICEB Ninfa – Most Original Sex Sequence – a 12-person group scene in Fashionistas Safado^[7]
• 2007 XRCO Award – Best On-Screen Chemistry – Fashionistas: Safado^[3]
• 2008 AVN Award – Unsung Starlet of the Year^[8]
• 2008 AVN Award – Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production – 10-person group scene in Furious Fuckers Final Race.^[8]
• 2008 AVN Award – Best All-Sex Release – G for Gianna.^[8]

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